period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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