The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
