hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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