We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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