please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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