Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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