I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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