i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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