Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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