its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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