i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
They are going to name an STD after you.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
