This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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