tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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