Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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