it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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