i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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