Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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