Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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