Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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