I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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