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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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