so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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