I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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