We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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