I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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