hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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