Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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