It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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