I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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