I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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