I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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