If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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