She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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