This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
