Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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