Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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