I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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