me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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