That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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