Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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