Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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