adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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