i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You can't just leave with hair like that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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