Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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