I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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