I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
