Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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