I should be sponsored by Trojan
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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