I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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