we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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