We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I touched a dick in church today
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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