Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Mom said you looked used
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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