whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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