your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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