I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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