oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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