Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize