apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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