yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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