I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
